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I'm just a random guy with a random blog filled with random posts:)

krisjener:

krisjener:

it’s coming to that time of year where sweater weather turns into sweaty weather

This is the wittiest thing I’ve ever said and I’m annoyed it has so few notes

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

julianvanurban:

The Avengers trolling Batman

julianvanurban:

The Avengers trolling Batman

chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
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computer users FUCK u

ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

pokemon-champion:

I’ll only accept a proposal with the One Ring

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

cumber-kitty:

Tony declaring that Stark Towers be renamed Winterfell and whenever he is called away for boring conferences or whatever he refuses because “There must always be a Stark in Winterfell.”